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(Thanks, David!) Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will be changing the country’s emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense […]

IMMIGRATION BILL FAQ Q. I’m concerned that the immigration bill focuses more on giving illegal immigrants amnesty than border protection. Does the President share these concerns? A. The President doesn’t hate brown people. Q. This isn’t a racial issue. Many people think this bill will only encourage more illegal immigration and leave our borders open […]

If the goal is to piss off hypocritical, eco-wannabes like Al Gore, then CarbonCreditKillers.com should do the trick (HT: MM): The reason we sell Carbon Debits is simple – we want to take away the pathetic excuse of Carbon Credits from those liberals who hide their shame filled lives behind money-bought lunacy. Carbon Credits are […]

(Hat tip: cyclops) Greenpeace activists have started construction on a replica of Noah’s Ark, 8,200 feet above sea level, in one of the most dramatic ever pleas to world leaders to take far-reaching and urgent action to avoid catastrophic global warming. Many people believe that Mount Ararat is the place where Noah’s Ark landed after […]

Don’t laugh, this is a serious problem! What’s an environmentalist to do when their time comes? Cremation is no good — think of all that carbon that is released into the atmosphere! Burial takes up precious land, not to mention all the sedimentation that graveyard runoff may cause. What is a zero-emissions, no-footprint, act-locally environmentalist […]

Boortz on the religion of global warming. If there is one thing that is consistent in every hotel room (well, at least in America) it is that you can get your hands on a Holy Bible, typically in the nightstand drawer. Well, one hotel in California has replaced Jesus for Gore…Al Gore that is. You […]

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Now here’s a really cool, clever cartoon/animation: (HINT: Move your mouse cursor over the cartoon.)

(Thanks to Uncle Jiles) Sage advice from kids on romance and marriage HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 […]

The eco-friendly Ark 9000 Trailer™ is a great workout! For convenience, a hybrid-only hitch is included (girl and bicycle sold separately). In case you missed it the first time around, we capitalists here at southchild want to bring to your attention a fabulous product for all of your liberal friends, The Ark 9000™. Order today, […]

Soldier signals “coercion” with his left-hand indicating that his time learning hand signals in survival school was well spent. What do you want to bet that he washed his hands in boiling bleach right after this photo was taken? We love this picture. It is symbolic of the fact that Hillary Clinton despises the troops, […]