Environmentalist Quandary

Friday, May 4th, 2007 2:29 pm by Neal

Don’t laugh, this is a serious problem! What’s an environmentalist to do when their time comes? Cremation is no good — think of all that carbon that is released into the atmosphere! Burial takes up precious land, not to mention all the sedimentation that graveyard runoff may cause. What is a zero-emissions, no-footprint, act-locally environmentalist to do?

While not a perfect solution, one idea is for all environmentalists to take control, be pro-active, and feel good about saving the environment by promptly drowning themselves in the ocean. Careful, though, because if too many drown at once it might create an algae bloom.

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