Obama’s Thin Skin

Thursday, July 31st, 2008 12:28 pm by Neal

Have you seen John McCain’s new ad with Obama, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears?

We like it. After all, Obama is just another celebutwit, pop idol.

Predictably, the thin-skinned BarackStar isn’t laughing. Here’s his response to the ad:

“So what they are going to do is make you scared of me. You know he’s not patriotic enough. He’s got a funny name. You know, he doesn’t look like those other presidents on the dollar bills.”

Where in the ad does McCain bring up Obama’s race?

Hey, Look Barack. We don’t give a flip if you’re black, white, grey, purple, or something else entirely; although, the thought of your smug, socialist face on capitalist, American currency does make us sick to our stomach.

No, it’s not your race, stupid. It’s everything else: your radical upbringing, your America-hating friends and family, your love of everything Marxist, your desire to tax us into oblivion in the name of “economic justice,” your hatred of Capitalism, your desire to seize our money and throw it into poverty swamps and to corrupt dictators world-wide, and your pompous, arrogant, monstrously-out-of-proportion ego that has convinced you that you’re a Messiah sent to save the planet and mankind.

So, go ahead, oh thin-skinned one: Yell “Racist! Racist!” like a Chatty Cathy doll. We know better, and we expected such a response from an empty-suit, gas bag with a resume thinner than our toilet paper.

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