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Political satire expressed through great spoof web sites is one of life’s pleasures. I don’t know how I’ve missed them, but these sites are well done and hilarious. Someone put a lot of time and effort into the graphics, stories, ads, and more. First, check out Communists For Kerry. This is great fun! From the Bolshevik Preamble:

WE CURE WEAK LIBERALISM WITH STRONG COMMUNISM!

Communists For Kerry is an activist cell of young communists dedicated to ridding the United Socialist States of America of all things bourgeois and non-progressive: Free Market, Free Press, Free Thought, etc. The situation is critical in the extreme. The bourgeoisie aided by propagandist chain-dogs like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are on the verge of domination in this country and they must be stopped. In fact it is now absolutely clear that to delay the Revolution would be fatal. Through our website, as well as public demonstrations, group hugs and protesting we intend to mobilize the starving and lead them to the final fight against the evil Republican despots and towards the bright communist future, hand in hand with the peace-loving Democrats represented by Comrade Senator John Kerry.

After we re-educate our members to develop correct convictions, guiding them through the Revolution will be a cakewalk! We will teach the working class party through the studies of Marxism, Ramsey Clarkism, Kerryism, Clintonism and Mooreism.

We will promote the party’s understanding that the only way for all people to be equal is to destroy all capitalistic ventures, as we know them. The rich must suffer as we have throughout history. The government must be held responsible for taking care of our every need.

We will instruct the party that working is for the weak minded. Through higher taxes and wealth re-distribution plans we will all have more time to spend on social and environmental equality. As Comrade Hillary said recently to a group of capitalist scum, “We MUST take things away from you on behalf of the common good”.
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That’s just the beginning. There are plenty of gut laughs to be found poking around this place.

Also not to be missed is Che-Mart.com: a site which ridicules the murdering pig formerly known as Che Guevara (Click here for Cheburger T-shirts and mugs). If you like this kind of stuff, check out hogonice.com which frequently rips this icon of the American left.

God, I love the Internet.

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