southchild

Poor Homeland Security. Does anyone remember who we picked on before this pathetic department?

Check out the parody site, safenow.org. This is a spoof of the ready.gov site which has a series of picture “signs” so ambiguous and stupid that they make the color-coded, rainbow “alert” thing seem serious.

Here are a few of our favorites:

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don’t go there.

If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.

Click here to view them all.

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