Friday Night Jokes
Friday, February 9th, 2007 10:34 pm by Neal
Oh yeah.
Global warming was big in the news this week. Here are some more global warming jokes from a site we first featured here.
“According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.” — Jay Leno
“One very dramatic scene in the Al Gore global warming movie is when a glacier melts and they find more Al Gore ballots from the election.” — David Letterman
“President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said ‘It’s just springtime.'” — Jay Leno
We’ve been hard on Hillary all week, so why stop? (Thanks, Parhams!)
Hillary at Elementary School
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
“Kenneth.”
“And what is your question, Kenneth?”
“I have three questions: First – whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?”
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, “Okay, where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?”
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is.
“Larry.”
“And what is your question, Larry?”
“I have five questions: First – whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband’s eight years in the office as President? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth – why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth – what happened to Kenneth?”