Friday Night Jokes

Friday, August 25th, 2006 9:21 pm by Neal

How about a little humor for something different on a Friday evening.

Here’s one from our good friend, GPBurdell, called “Involuntary Muscular Contractions”.

A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?”

She replied, “Probably deer hunting with his buddies.”

Hah hah! That’s a good one.

Here’s one that’s less raunchy (but still funny), “Nuns at the ballpark”.

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose habits partially blocked the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there.”

The second guy spoke up and said, “I want to go to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there.”

The third guy said, “I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there.”

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said, “Why don’t you go to Hell. There aren’t any nuns there!”

And, here’s one sent to Neal Boortz. There is a moral to this joke: Do you think you can negotiate with Islamic fascists? Ask the hunter.

One day a hunter saw a bear and was about to fire when the bear held up his paw and said, “After all, Mr. Hunter all you want is a fur coat, and all I want is a full stomach. Can’t we use some diplomacy and sit down and negotiate this problem.”

So the hunter sat down to negotiate. The bear was right. The hunter got a fur coat and the bear got a full stomach.

Great analogy! As Boortz said, “if you can’t figure it out, thank your government school teacher.”

While we’re on the topic of humor, if you haven’t seen this funny cats video, then watch it now. We promise you’ll get some laughs.

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