(Hat tip: Boortz)
Tired of hearing about Al Gore and other Lear jet liberals rationalizing their mega-mansions, armies of limos, and gas-sucking private jets by purchasing carbon offsets? Well, now you can do something about it: offset the offsets.
Each click on the website Carbon Reset will result in a cubic foot of carbon dioxide being released into the atmosphere.
Of course, you could just exercise vigorously and increase your personal CO2 production. Either way, plants and trees will love you, and the planet will be just fine.