|“I say to John Kerry: I love you John Kerry,
and I’m so sorry that things didn’t work out for our country.”
John and Harry sitting in a tree.
First came ‘Nam
Then the Senate
President? Not for a minute!
Senate majority leader Harry Reid, a Nevada Democrat, was next up offering praise. “The mere fact that he announced that he’s not running for president speaks well of this gallant man, this heroic man,” Reid said.
Turning to Kerry, who was seated silently two rows behind him, Reid added: “I say to John Kerry: I love you John Kerry, and I’m so sorry that things didn’t work out for our country.”
Kerry then gave Reid a bear hug and walked out of the chamber alone.
Thanks Senators Kerry and Reid for the gut laugh! Here are a couple of limericks in honor of this momentous occasion.
John Kerry — a rich woman’s pet.
Married money whenever he met.
But his ultimate goal.
Which Bush easily stole.
Was his had he been a good Vet.
Here’s one from tejay:
There once was a man named John Kerry.
Was he smart? Not very.
He lost the big race.
Was a total disgrace.
Now he hangs with a loser named Harry.
Readers, feel free to submit your own!