Castro Is Finally Dead

Friday, August 24th, 2007 6:24 pm by Neal

One of our more reliable sources claims Fidel Castro has finally died.


May he burn in hell.

Babalu blog has more.

Let the party begin.

UPDATE: Just a reminder that we’ve been teased with this news in the past, so stay tuned for more reports. Just the idea of that bastard’s death is enough to start us partying.

LATE NIGHT UPDATE: Well, if he died, he’s keeping it a pretty good secret. We’re still celebrating his approaching demise, and we know you can’t wait either. Fidel’s finale, it would seem, is the gift that keeps on giving.

08/25/2007 UPDATE: From Val Prieto

Ok. So once again – this must be like the millionth time – we were duped into the fidel castro is dead thing. But were we, really? Does anyone really think he’s still alive, all all of that hullaballooo?

Here’s my take, once again:

fidel castro is dead.

Take it to the bank.

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