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So Saturday was Osama bin Laden’s 50’th birthday.

Big Whoop.

Michelle Malkin notes that birthday parties are illegal under sharia law, and LGF has this gush-piece from Al-Reuters:

SPIN BOLDAK, Afghanistan (Reuters) – Osama bin Laden, if he’s alive, celebrates his 50th birthday on Saturday, and his friends in the Taliban prayed for his long life.

The al Qaeda leader’s long silence has fueled speculation that the world’s most-wanted fugitive may have died, though many in the international intelligence community reckon Islamist militant Web sites would circulate word of his death.

“He is alive. I am 100 percent sure,” Taliban spokesman Mullah Hayatullah Khan told Reuters, adding that senior leaders were in touch with bin Laden, reinforcing a widely held view that he is hiding near the rugged Pakistan-Afghanistan border. Khan said special prayers were offered by Taliban fighters in camps in Afghanistan to mark bin Laden’s birth on March 10, 1957, in the Saudi Arabian city of Jeddah.

“We prayed that Allah may give him 200 years to live,” Khan said,“ by satellite telephone from an undisclosed location. ”When we woke up today, we offered collective and long prayers for him because he is a great mujahid (holy warrior).”

Personally, I hope he meets the same fate as Zarqawi, but really, “Who cares?” He is an impotent man living a hellish life of fear and hiding. If Allah gives him 150 more years, he will spend them ducking the next ten generations of American fighter aircraft, smartbomb technology and special forces. Maybe the year 2043 will bring this headline,

Breaking! Osama bin Laden, long forgotten leader of radical, Islamic sect killed by the United States’ “Galileo” space-based laser system.

In the meantime he will be nothing more than an expert in the layout and structure of Pakistani caves. What better torture is there for a “great mujahid” than to spend an eternity in hiding and fear from a superior and victorious enemy?

Happy Birthday, Osama. As your grandchildren grow old and enjoy living, may you despise every tortured day of your shadow half-life with which Allah teases you.

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