southchild

Here’s today’s APE (Activist Pharmacists Extended. A new column dedicated to all those moral pharmacists whose moral courage inspires employees everywhere to discriminate and still feel professional about it!):

No sir, I cannot sell you those size 14 Air Felons. Are you not aware that Air Felons are endorsed by Mukeem Asla Slamma who is a black man accused of having relations with a white woman? Plus, he has tattoos. Seeing as I’m opposed to inter-racial mingling and tattoos, I just can’t sell you these. Sorry.

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