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OK, this is hilarious. There are some really talented folks out there with lots of spare time. (Hat tip: LGF)

Dogs are taken from their owners and kept at a detention center (Source). Michael Vick said to be devestated. This makes us wonder if Iran is cracking-down on dog ownership now because of the latest faux-outrage over Swedish cartoons depicting the head of Muhammad on a dog’s body? Or, perhaps this is just the latest […]

Have a look at the map of Manhattan. The red dots indicate people who live in Manhattan (and so clearly are neither hurting for money nor tilling the soil on the family farm) but receive agricultural subsidies from the federal government. The larger red blobs mark people receiving more than a quarter of a million […]

Authorities say the family was enjoying their summer outing until the “creature” attacked. “Just because I let you in the water, don’t think you’re going to that ‘Wet Burqua Contest’ tonight.” – cyclops “Give me a kis…Hey! You’re not one of my wives!” Dear southchild.com Readers: Let’s have a “Caption this picture” contest. This one […]

(Thanks, David) Ted Nugent, Rock star and an avid hunter was being interviewed by a French journalist, and the discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, “What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, “Are you my friend?” or is it, […]

(Thanks, Lucianne) UPDATE: Michael Vick, ‘I Need to Grow Up’

Former UGA head football coach, Mark Richt. The University of Georgia has announced that head football coach, Mark Richt, has tenured his resignation and is leaving the University effective immediately. According to University officials, Richt will be replaced with former Falcon’s quarterback Michael Vick who is expected to “put some fight into them Dawgs.” (Thanks, […]

Houston man rigs household air conditioner to his car. From Texas Man Rigs Car With Household Air Conditioner: Faced with exorbitant costs to fix a car air conditioner, Scott Dawson was literally left to his own devices. After finding out he would have to pay $1,200 to fix his car’s AC, Dawson, 26, rigged a […]

*** Scroll for Updates *** Obama Debate Comments Set Off Firestorm: Barack Obama’s offer to meet without precondition with leaders of renegade nations such as Cuba, North Korea and Iran touched off a war of words, with rival Hillary Rodham Clinton calling him naive and Obama linking her to President Bush’s diplomacy. Older politicians in […]

Mama Moonbat does a little bird watching with Pamela from Atlas Shrugged. Pamela of Atlas Shrugged spent a lovely Sunday afternoon in the park with Mama Moonbat (aka Cindy Sheehan) and her rousing crowd of 20 or so supporters. Her post, Sunday in the Park with Mama Sheehan, has some great pictures and video. Check […]

“Democrats Doing Nothing” — Let’s keep it that way.

It’s been awhile, but here’s another round of Friday night jokes to lighten your load a bit for the weekend. Here’s one from GPBurdell called “The Test.” A Georgia State trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he […]

Charles at LGF writes in The ACLU Has Found a Religion It Will Defend: The American Civil Liberties Union has given their blessing to the public funding of Islamic footbaths at the University of Michigan, to let Muslims wash their feet before prayers. The ACLU says it has nothing to do with religion. This pleases […]

(Thanks to GPBurdell for this one) The Patagonian toothfish is one of the world’s most endangered fish species. We don’t know if Al Gore and his family thought it was tasty. From the Daily Mail, we have this story “Eco-warrior Al Gore serves up endangered fish at daughter’s party:” Only a week after Live Earth, […]

While Americans kids in government schools are being bombarded with propaganda on “climate change” (aka, global warming), the British have other things, like dog poop and graffiti, to worry about. From the BBC News, ‘Scepticism’ over climate claims: The public believes the effects of global warming on the climate are not as bad as politicians […]

Rawni White, in only her first Redneck Summer Games, got signed up for Miss Redneck of the Year. “I think I’ve got an edge because of the bikini,” she said after sipping on a cold one. (Beau Cabell) Jeff Foxworthy once defined “Redneck” as “the glorious absence of sophistication.” So, what do you get when […]

OK, this is rich. Iowahawk has this breaking press release from Great Britain, “Look Out For People Doing Things:” London – British public safety officials today increased the national alert level to “Quite Elevated Indeed” — the highest category possible — and appealed to UK citizens to “keep a sharp lookout for diverse people engaged […]

Actually, my title is incorrect. It is Islamic Fascism that is metastasizing. Dhimmitude is just a symptom of the spreading disease.