The New National Emblem

Sunday, June 17th, 2007 9:28 am by Neal

(Thanks, David!)

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will be changing the country’s emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that.

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