Poor Homeland Security. Does anyone remember who we picked on before this pathetic department?
Check out the parody site, safenow.org. This is a spoof of the ready.gov site which has a series of picture “signs” so ambiguous and stupid that they make the color-coded, rainbow “alert” thing seem serious.
Here are a few of our favorites:
|If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.|
|That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don’t go there.|
|If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.|
Click here to view them all.