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(HT: Neal Boortz) Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked [...]
(Hat tip: David) 1. Teaching Math In 1950′s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Math In 1960′s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. [...]
It’s been a tough week, so here’s a bit-o comic relief: (HT: TJ) A man checking into a hotel accidentally elbowed in the chest the woman behind him. He turned to her, apologizing, “I’m sorry, Ma’am, but if your heart is as soft as your bosom then you are going to have a blessed life.” [...]
Ooooooh. Walters, in a bid to sell her new 612-page book, “Audition,” is pimping out former U.S. Senator Ed Brooke . . . telling the world that she had a long-term sexual affair with him, while he was married to another woman. … But the man she’s throwing under the bus is 88 years old. [...]
Andrew Cline has this piece on Obama’s brutally-honest confession in San Francisco this past weekend. He gets by with a little help from his friends. For the past two days Obama has taken a beating by the Clinton campaign for remarks he made in San Francisco, in which he said many Americans who have lost [...]
We need a break from all the Obama-Wright crap, so how about a pretty hilarious audio transcript from a Morning radio crew. Here’s the story they’re referring to: The suit claims Dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. When she woke up, she says she found [...]
(Hat tip: tejay) You can’t make this stuff up. Al-Reuters has this article, Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die. Dying Americans have to cope with the insulting, socialist “Death Tax,” and in France the insults and heavy-handed reach of government also don’t end with death. BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) – The mayor of a [...]
William F. Buckley, Jr., R.I.P. â€œThere is an inverse relationship between reliance on the state and self-reliance.â€ â€œIdealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.â€ â€œI would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word “fair” in connection with income tax policies.â€ â€œThe academic community has in it the biggest concentration [...]
We recently wrote on the Alberta “Human Rights Commission’s” censorship case against Ezra Levant. Iowahawk has posted a copy of censor Shirlene McGovern’s case notes during Levant’s interrogation. This is very good. Don’t miss it.
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The hilarious site of the day goes to CAIR Bears at The Rude News. Go to the site to see all of the CAIR Bears including Sharia Bear, Ayatollah Bear, and Dhimmi Bear. Here’s a sample: “Jihad Bear – Jihad Bear is at the front lines killing filthy Zionist Bears everywhere. Peace be upon him!” [...]
We recently wrote on the abject stupidity of schools of Social Work infesting academia. Well, Mike Adams is on the hunt with this hilarious series of letters to the USC School of Social Work. Thanks, Mike. We really needed a good laugh today. To Whom It May Concern (firstname.lastname@example.org): I was searching for scholarships at [...]