Archive for the 'humor' Category
More good stuff over at iOwnTheWorld.com.
This is hilarious! To the tune of “The Candy Man”:
The Pope Goes to Alaska The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a ‘Vote for [...]
Subject: Awaitting your responce. My name is Barack Hussein Obama, one of the sons of Barack Obama, Sr., a Luo from Nyangâ€™oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya, and of Ann Dunham Soetoro. As a result of my recent election to a high government post, I have come into possession of $3,550,000,000,000 ($3.55 trillion of U.S. dollars), [...]
Don’t miss Michelle Malkin’s column today on the Kabuki theater smokescreen.
(Hat tip: Uncle Jiles) The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m [...]
(Hat tip: Uncle Jiles) OK, this one’s pretty funny. HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had [...]
Pulitzer Prize-winner Michael Ramirez has figured out the problem with the “Little 3″ automakers hemorrhaging in Michigan.
This is funny. Enjoy. Good job, Mary Katharine Ham.
ACORN had a big week. ACORN, of course, stands for “Another Community Of Radical Ninnies”. This was the week where Joe the Plumber took on Obama the Bummer. Obama reminded us, in unusually clear terms, how he would get the last laugh if he becomes President. And we can’t forget this new product from Obama [...]
By now you’ve undoubtedly heard of the Saturday Night Live skit on the “bailout” that NBC subsequently pulled and edited. Michelle’s got lots of coverage here, here and here. You can watch the whole, unedited skit here.
(Hat tip: GPBurdell) My dear American friend I AM NEEDING TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS AD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 700 [...]
This is pretty funny, in a sad and pathetic kind-of-way. Still, it may be good for a laugh in a week that’s been short on humor. Check out Michelle Malkin’s update of a classic fable, The Ant and the Grasshopper, 2008 edition: With what looks like imminent passage of the Mother of All Bailouts (following [...]
(Hat tip: Jonah Goldberg) Mets Too Big To Fail: The New York Mets are suffering a stunning late season collapse once again. Leading by three games just a week ago, they are now a game-and-a half behind the first place Phillies and without a drastic change, the Mets could be shut out of the playoffs [...]
Recent Obama campaign appearance in Dearborn, Michigan. (Hat tip: Senor Burdell) McCain Backs Timeline to Get Obama Out of Iraq: (2008-07-20) â€” Republican presidential nominee John McCain today for the first time said he can now support a timeline to reduce the American presence in Iraq, specifically advocating the withdrawal from Iraq of Democrat presidential [...]