Archive for the 'satire' Category

Islam and Rape 101

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Pakistani Christian activists of the Human Friends Organization chant slogans against the Hadood Ordinances during a protest in Lahore, June 2006. Pakistani opposition lawmakers walked out of federal parliament in protest at government proposed amendments to Islamic rape laws. (AFP/File/Arif Ali) (Hat tip: little green footballs) I don’t know what these women, I mean dressed-up [...]

Boortz to Cynthia: Be Smart!

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

This is funny. Neal Boortz has a personal letter just for Cynthia McKinney, the cutest little Communist in Congress, who is in a runoff with Democrat Hank Johnson. Dear Cynthia: I see you’ve sued, or you’re threatening to sue the Atlanta Journal-Constitution over a column written by Cynthia Tucker. Apparently you’re upset over Ms. Tucker’s [...]

The Treasonous Times

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

Thanks to Neal Boortz for this one.

Democrats Vow to Fight On After Zarqawi Loss

Friday, June 9th, 2006

Zarqawi gets US military makeover. Scott Ott has this gem, Democrats Vow to Fight On After Zarqawi Loss: (2006-06-09) — As Blackberry devices and cell phones on Capitol Hill hummed with news of the death of terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi yesterday, Congressional Democrats vowed that despite the loss they would fight on in “the [...]

Cynthia McKinney: Victim for Life

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Once again, Cynthia McKinney grabs the National spotlight and displays the Southern charm that got her elected. click for source Cynthia is hard at work making Georgians proud. Also Monday, black preachers, elected officials and activists in Atlanta cited McKinney’s recent run-in with Capitol police as an example of racial profiling and called what happened [...]

French Welfare: “Le Bain Libre”

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

French authorities, addressing concerns about personal hygiene among French youth, have instituted a new social welfare program to be administered under Public Health: Le Bain Libre (free bath). The program provides free, daily showers to hard-working student protestors who don’t have access to the personal hygiene services affordable to the rich. “They smell much better, [...]

Muhammad on Acid…the South Park connection

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

Using evidence from the Internet, I pieced together the following: 1. We know that Muhammad made an appearance on South Park: 2. We know that, in one South Park episode, Mr. Mackey takes LSD: 3. Therefore, we can hypothesize that Muhammad likely got his LSD from Mr. Mackey:

Calvin and Hobbes — and Muhammad

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

What would we do without Ann Coulter? Check out today’s column, Calvin and Hobbes — and Muhammad, for her unique take on the Muhammad cartoons. In order to express their displeasure with the idea that Muslims are violent, thousands of Muslims around the world engaged in rioting, arson, mob savagery, flag-burning, murder and mayhem, among [...]

Willy Nagin and the Chocolate Factory

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Get your Willy Nagin and the Chocolate Factory T-shirts and Bumperstickers here (don’t you just LOVE capitalism!) “It’s time for us to rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. And I don’t care what people are saying in Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at [...]

The “National Nut” of Iran

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

Thanks to barking-moonbat for this one: Mike Thompson – The Detroit Free Press

Bush lied, people dyed. Their fingers.

Sunday, December 18th, 2005

Today we present an essay not to be missed, Iraq vote leaves Dems looking like the losers by Mark Steyn. Seriously, this is so good that I’d like to post the entire article, so go read it! No one can match the wit of Steyn, and this piece pounds home the theme that success in [...]

non-offensive Happy Holidays

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005

Thanks, HR, for this one. I don’t know the author (or I would credit them), but this is pretty funny — take leftist, political correctness; mix with a Christmas card; shake. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice [...]

Sheep in People’s clothing

Monday, November 21st, 2005

This letter was published in the Opinion section of a local Athens, Georgia paper. It is a response to a letter from a man who, after boasting of being a lifelong Democrat, blasted Republicans over nothing in particular. In other words, he typified the lack of logic and reasoning of lifelong Democrats. So, if you’ve [...]

French raise terror alert level

Friday, November 11th, 2005

This from Boortz: AP and UPI reported today that the French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender”. The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory, thereby disabling its military. Heh, [...]

Make your own Church Sign

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

Click on this wonderful site to make your own Church sign. Thanks to Neal Boortz for this link. Here’s my first sign: Not bad, eh? (NOTE: To send this picture to a friend, send this link)

Hypocrisy at Lake Hobegon

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

Garrison Keillor is a shameless hypocrite with no sense of humor. Actually, that is an excellent definition of a leftist, and if we ever build a National Zoo of Endangered Leftists, Keillor and Cindy Sheehan will share a cage. The proof can be found here, in Lake O-be-Gone by Sean Higgins which documents Keillor’s cease-and-desist [...]

Bush Murders Nursing Home Patients

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

You’ve heard about the horrific incident at the New Orleans nursing home where patients were abandoned and more than 30 were found dead, right? Well, so has HR who writes, This has to be Bush’s fault too. That slimy bastard urged people to evacuate, so what else could the people working at this place do. [...]

Space Aliens Invade, Mistreated

Monday, August 15th, 2005

From the Vault: I wrote this over a month ago after listening to one-too-many pity pieces on the murderers vacationing at Gitmo. It is presented here raw and unedited and reveals that I was cracking under the MSM bombardment… Then came 7/7. ——————————— Space Aliens Invade, Mistreated Monday, July 4, 2005 LONDON, UK — Three [...]

Communists For Kerry and Che-Mart

Tuesday, July 19th, 2005

Political satire expressed through great spoof web sites is one of life’s pleasures. I don’t know how I’ve missed them, but these sites are well done and hilarious. Someone put a lot of time and effort into the graphics, stories, ads, and more. First, check out Communists For Kerry. This is great fun! From the [...]

More APE

Thursday, March 31st, 2005

(APE — Activist Pharmacist Extended — is an ongoing series celebrating the “right” of employees to impose their morals on unwitting customers. We hope you enjoy this latest example of liberty in action): Mrs. Jewkoski, this is a carton of milk. Whole milk at that. Hmmph! Don’t you know that milk is a racist beverage? [...]