Archive for the 'satire' Category

NRA’s Firearms Salesman of the Year

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

(Thanks, David)

Awaitting your responce

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Subject: Awaitting your responce. My name is Barack Hussein Obama, one of the sons of Barack Obama, Sr., a Luo from Nyang’oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya, and of Ann Dunham Soetoro. As a result of my recent election to a high government post, I have come into possession of $3,550,000,000,000 ($3.55 trillion of U.S. dollars), [...]

Mathematicians Discover Largest Number

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

From Iowahak, Mathematicians Discover Largest Number: PALO ALTO, CA – An international mathematics research team announced today that they had discovered a new integer that surpasses any previously known value “by a totally mindblowing shitload.” Project director Yujin Xiao of Stanford University said the theoretical number, dubbed a “stimulus,” could lead to breakthroughs in fields [...]

Ah…Change

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Inspiring, isn’t it?

All Your Bank Are Belong To Us

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

(Hat tip: GPBurdell) My dear American friend I AM NEEDING TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA. MY COUNTRY HAS AD CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF 700 [...]

The Ant and the Community Organizer

Friday, September 26th, 2008

This is pretty funny, in a sad and pathetic kind-of-way. Still, it may be good for a laugh in a week that’s been short on humor. Check out Michelle Malkin’s update of a classic fable, The Ant and the Grasshopper, 2008 edition: With what looks like imminent passage of the Mother of All Bailouts (following [...]

Mets Too Big To Fail

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

(Hat tip: Jonah Goldberg) Mets Too Big To Fail: The New York Mets are suffering a stunning late season collapse once again. Leading by three games just a week ago, they are now a game-and-a half behind the first place Phillies and without a drastic change, the Mets could be shut out of the playoffs [...]

Government Schools: Operation Zombie

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Here’s the latest on Operation Zombie (OZ) — the government school program to transform captive children into helpless, mindless, drooling, dependent wards of the Democrat Utopia of America. The Mission Ensuring Equal Kids (MEEK) is responsible for prohibiting any activity if it can be shown that one kid is having more fun than another. The [...]

Obama’s Friends to the Rescue

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Andrew Cline has this piece on Obama’s brutally-honest confession in San Francisco this past weekend. He gets by with a little help from his friends. For the past two days Obama has taken a beating by the Clinton campaign for remarks he made in San Francisco, in which he said many Americans who have lost [...]

Two goats, $4,500, conversion to Islam

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

We recently wrote on the Alberta “Human Rights Commission’s” censorship case against Ezra Levant. Iowahawk has posted a copy of censor Shirlene McGovern’s case notes during Levant’s interrogation. This is very good. Don’t miss it.

British Raise Alert to ‘Quite Elevated Indeed’

Friday, July 6th, 2007

OK, this is rich. Iowahawk has this breaking press release from Great Britain, “Look Out For People Doing Things:” London – British public safety officials today increased the national alert level to “Quite Elevated Indeed” — the highest category possible — and appealed to UK citizens to “keep a sharp lookout for diverse people engaged [...]

The President doesn’t hate brown people

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

IMMIGRATION BILL FAQ Q. I’m concerned that the immigration bill focuses more on giving illegal immigrants amnesty than border protection. Does the President share these concerns? A. The President doesn’t hate brown people. Q. This isn’t a racial issue. Many people think this bill will only encourage more illegal immigration and leave our borders open [...]

Environmentalist Quandary

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Don’t laugh, this is a serious problem! What’s an environmentalist to do when their time comes? Cremation is no good — think of all that carbon that is released into the atmosphere! Burial takes up precious land, not to mention all the sedimentation that graveyard runoff may cause. What is a zero-emissions, no-footprint, act-locally environmentalist [...]

Pro-Peace Zones

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

This sign is a public service to the anti-gun, anti-Constitution lefties who feel that world peace will ensue when all guns are banned. Please display this poster prominently on your property! Put your money where your mouth is! Let all of your friends and neighbors know that your home or business is a pro-peace zone! [...]

The Ark 9000 Special

Sunday, April 8th, 2007

The eco-friendly Ark 9000 Trailer™ is a great workout! For convenience, a hybrid-only hitch is included (girl and bicycle sold separately). In case you missed it the first time around, we capitalists here at southchild want to bring to your attention a fabulous product for all of your liberal friends, The Ark 9000™. Order today, [...]

Product Announcement — The Ark 9000

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

The Ark 9000™ by Chicken Little, Inc. (CLI) is designed to protect you and your possessions during the coming “great flood” until the human race is sufficiently destroyed for Mother Earth to return to normal. P R E S S         R E L E A S E Contact: Con R. Tist [...]

Homeland Parody

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

Poor Homeland Security. Does anyone remember who we picked on before this pathetic department? Check out the parody site, safenow.org. This is a spoof of the ready.gov site which has a series of picture “signs” so ambiguous and stupid that they make the color-coded, rainbow “alert” thing seem serious. Here are a few of our [...]

John and Harry sitting in a tree…

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

“I say to John Kerry: I love you John Kerry, and I’m so sorry that things didn’t work out for our country.” John and Harry sitting in a tree. S.O.B.B.I.N.G. First came ‘Nam Then the Senate President? Not for a minute! “Charting a future as Senator Kerry”: Senate majority leader Harry Reid, a Nevada Democrat, [...]

A Tale of Two Wars

Friday, December 8th, 2006

From Cox and Forkum.

My Conversion to Radical Islam

Monday, September 18th, 2006

Mike Adams is at it again: “My Conversion to Radical Islam” Their pitch to me was different from the one I got as a Baptist. Rather than asking me what I planned to do with Jesus, they suddenly pointed their pistols at my head and demanded that I drop to my knees. Fearing a scene [...]